Suprise birthdays

Last weekend I went to Kevin's surprise birthday/costume party. My mom had to drive me to the party because I couldn't really sit down in my armor. It made me feel so old, I know I'm not old, but all the kids who I used to pick on in church because they were so much younger than me were their and all grown up. So weird. They were thinking that they are all kool and they all have their little clicks. Anywayz, on 2 the more important stuff like me getting the best costume prize, a $20 star bux card to add to my collection of gift cards. Nothing really eventful happened after that, there were like no hot gurls my age there~! There was also way to many ghetto people there, they kept telling me that my pants were too tight and men don't wear pink, so I kept telling them they were just insecure in their masculinity and that they didn't know how to dress. Yes, the Father's love was oozing out of me. Later, me and some friends went to Marty's house to watch anime till 5:00AM and having Wendies like 3 times that night, oh man so much weird stomach stuff started happening after that.

The following day we got up around 1:00 and had Burger King instead of Wendies. It was then that I started getting suspicious, Marty and Nathaniel were up to something evil and trying to hide it from me. All week people had been doing weird things, like my mother driving all the way to Tree Tops park to talk on her cell, my older sister making some type of black mail thing on a DVD (when I asked what it was for she would just say I don’t know why would you make something if you don’t know why your making it?) the DVD was loaded with pics of me at a young age wearing diapers, and all other sorts of things were going on. So I began thinking that I was at a heart of some super evil plot that everyone I knew was in on, I though it might be for a surprise birthday party, but that didn’t make sense at the time because my birthday was a month past. So I called my mom and she told me to be home by 7:30 for some family dinner thing. That was weird too, normally we plan those types of things ahead because everyone needs to be off work and stuff. So at 7:30 we pull into my yard, which is packed with cars, I as right it was an evil plot against me! As I walked up the sidewalk to the front door, I heard everyone inside telling each other to be quite he’s coming. I opened the door and was not so surprised to find about 65 people shouting surprise, I just smiled and began greeting people that I hadn’t seen in a long time, I made sure I talked to everyone and thanked them for coming. After that it was pretty much just socializing, eating, and playing music. Later I found out it was all my mom’s doing and that my friends had had me hang out so that she could prepare the house.