Watery awakening.

Around 2:00PM this morning Dan Slade woke me up when he opened my door and looked in my room. I immediately thought he was going to get me to go somewhere so I threw on my cloths and walked out of my room right into an ambush, Sarah D., Elinor, and Dan started firing at me with squirt guns, the early morning dulled my reactions so I got hit twice before closing my door, I then climbed into Sean's bunk to observe the enemy and their positioning from the view over my wall, they were close and I knew I could make short range weapons capable of reaching them, and frantically looking for a weapon other than my empty squirt gun. I found a cane, I don't know why I had a cane in my room but it was their, and I began swinging it wildly out my door trying to clear a path for myself to the showers but I ended up throwing it at Dan after I got capped in the face, I then was back to frantically looking for a weapon in my room and then I saw it, WD-40, a perfect weapon I then quickly found matches and went out my door welding a short range flame through, the enemy retreated back out of my range, and theirs, but then my match went out and I was forced to retreat back into my hold, I then was again frantically looking for another weapon I found a bunch of tacs and duck tap, which I could turn into a mace if I could find a stick but by then the enemy had realized my superiority in warfare over them and began to go mad shooting each other so I then came out and threw some water at Elinor and Sarah, then I took a shower. THE END.